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The Athiest2 windows XP technical help manual

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The Athiest2 windows XP technical help manual

AdmV. AdmV.

(195.11.197.194) london.stagetech.com
Don't buy the product. Nobody in their right mind should give Bill Gates any money!

Get a hooky version, probably virus ridden and riddled. Being stupid, the method would revolve around getting a seriously old and unpatched version, or better yet, get one patched by third party people who might kindly insert their malware and spyware in for free. For FREE!

Ignore all documentation, and all advice, and try and install it in as small A C:\ drive as you can.

Pick an installation that is over complex for your own skillset. Choose RAID and remember, keep that C:\drive as small as possible. This is most important!!!!

During any searches for technical help, ignore anyone who tells you that the above is the wrong way of doing things. In every change you make, DO not change from the tiny undersize C:\drive, and stick to RAID.

Now, you've laid the perfect groundwork. The idiots in Internet land will be blow away with your brilliance and your intellect.

Here comes the fun part, find some forums, and start writing posts in a mosaic fashion, using wildy out of control capitalisation. Make SURE you GO totally WILD AND make sure that anyone READING will GET a SEVERE headache, and ALSO make sure that YOU make freakishly STUPID INSANE assertions about MicROSsoft, AND make SURE you Show YOUR InsanITY as the SENTENCE goes on. Throw IN SOME lies, and complete DISINFORMATION, and a huge dollop of FANTASY. Make the whole thing virtually UN-BLOODY-READABLE.

Now, complain about WiNdOws, and Microshit, and Bill Gates, and ignore every single part of your own erronious install. After about a month, teach the poor suckers a lesson, one they will never forget.

They've told you to actually patch the OS. Who can bloody believe it. Patch the OS?! In the histroy of Athiest2 computing, who the hell would ever have possibly considered this acceptable. Fight them in your hard drive, and on the CD ROM try, fight them in the serial port, and upon the PCI slots, and never surrender.

Wait until you are told not to use products, especially things like Norton AV. Find an older, cracked version of Norton Anti Virus and install it. Now you'll show them how little they know.

Teach those morons out there who know NOTHING about computers, unlike Athiest2. Format the drive, but make sure you keep the insane C drive size. Now, you'll show them. Make some crazed postings about application installs that are not Microsoft packages or software, and make great big SHOUTY wild MAD postings, blaming Bill Gates. Install Adobe Reader and go beserk and blame Microsoft again, in out of control capitals.

Now, back to what those morons on the innernet said. Download the service packs, but make totally sure you pack them on the already way to small C:\drive. This will fuck up the innernet morons who think they are so clever. Lets see those bastards on Moobunny unpick this one! Serves them right.

Make various postings about speed problems, and the C drive running out of space, and add in some spicey ones around the fact your too stupid and can't understand how to reformat a hard drive. At the same time repeat over and over how you should never give Microsoft a penny for their garbage OS, even though you never did anyway. And complain about how badly it runs despite the fact you made sure it was very old, unpatched, and overloaded with spyware and malware. Make great big SHOUTY posts regailing how Amiga OS was NEVER like this. Remind people that its not YOUR fault you have not patched the OS, and it was your other personality that loaded the apps and malware, and it is after all Bill Gate's fault.

Remind people in ever post that it runs badly, slowly, and does not behave properly. The 105 pop up windows that use all the CPU and make your system very slow are nothing to do with the out of date, cracked, and dire version of Norton AV they told you not to use. What do those bastards know! This is because Microsoft. Remind the morons every time that its microsoft, and do it religiously to the point where they all think you're nuts. Blame microsoft at every juncture, even when you go and get something else. In fact, on such occasions, you must blame microsoft twice. Or better yet, 3 times!

By now, your system will be running at the true power and specification of ATHIEST2 level enterprise. Feel the power running through the keyboard? Yes, that happens if you plug that in the wrong socket. But don't let this put you off. Now that your Windows Installation is reaching its maximum potential for moronic mischief making, you have the pinnacle of Athiest2 level software installations and are ready to go forth and reign supreme in terms of the worst Windows installations, and now you are ready to make war upon Microsoft, in BIG SHOUTY mental padded wall institution fonts. You can make them pay, and threaten in ever other posting about how you should SUE them for releasing this OS you never paid for, that someone else loaded with malware and spyware, and that you've both installed in the most incredulous inept level of cretinous lunacy. And remember, NEVER, EVER PATCH A MICROSOFT OS! Ever.

Finally, go to control panel, and try to force the system to use the now utterly overfilled C drive as the virtual swap, and when it falls about laughing at your stupidity, rant and rave about how bad Microsoft is. Throw in several references about X P and Bill and don't forget to download some more 3rd party applications and blame Microsoft for their size, and for the fact you are a moron.

Finally, if anyone points you at the right way of doing things, proper documentation, kindly advice, help, or ideas on how to do things in a less cretinous way, immediately revert back to this procedure note. Do not pass go, Do not go out and buy a decent hard disk. Do not remove the worst AV software in the universe, and above all, do not create a C:\drive with any sensible size. If you get confused, refer back to this note with all haste, and you cannot go wrong.

On a final note, it is vital, VITAL, that in all communications, make sure you get every fact wrong, and every detail cretinously incorrect. You must talk about cores that don't exist, and speeds that are all wrong, and make sure you refer as if brain damaged to things that are untrue or that do not exist. This will persuade anyone reading of your unparralleled brilliance, mass intellect, overpowering BO, and above all, of your universal knowledge of all things Bill Gates.



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notAtheist2. .@..

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And then, take the computer back to the store. Angrily demand your money back, plus unspecified damages for being "forced" to use "win-dos xpee".

Then start an Internet petition, demanding a free gaming platform for all.

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AdmV. AdmV.

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On Monday, Oct 12, 2009, notAtheist2 wrote:
> And then, take the computer back to the store. Angrily demand your money
> back, plus unspecified damages for being "forced" to use "win-dos xpee".
>
> Then start an Internet petition, demanding a free gaming platform for all.

No NO, he has no space on C for DirectX 9 updates, let alone anything else ;)

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jorkany. jorkany.

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Maybe XP is still "in beta" on his PC's motherboard.

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Atheist2. nofudge@yahoo.com.

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This is a ((very) good) parody of me....


My posts were serious and true.



P.S. LOL!!!!

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