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How do I get rid of my annoying, squeaky voice?

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How do I get rid of my annoying, squeaky voice?

Atheist2. nofudge@yahoo.com.

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I'm wondering if that's the reason I don't have a girlfriend (yeah HA HA) I'm really talkative, and funny, and laugh, and my friends often joke that I have a squeaky voice, and that it's cute, but I think it's annoying, HOW can I get rid of this? Change my voice somehow? How can you change your tone and the way you sound?!??!?!

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Golem. fgenatr@tebrawbeq.qx.

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, some retard wrote:

Stop talking through a proxy.

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Atheist2. nofudge@yahoo.com.

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Atheist2 wrote:
> I'm wondering if that's the reason I don't have a girlfriend (yeah HA HA)
> I'm really talkative, and funny, and laugh, and my friends often joke that
> I have a squeaky voice, and that it's cute, but I think it's annoying, HOW
> can I get rid of this? Change my voice somehow? How can you change your
> tone and the way you sound?!??!?!


Since you ask, my voice could be considered as one of the reasons girls don't like me (but only slightly), but it's really my face, as I need ~$100,000 to repair it before girls will find me bearably attractive.

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Don Cox. gjhg.

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Atheist2 wrote:
> On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Atheist2 wrote:
> > I'm wondering if that's the reason I don't have a girlfriend (yeah HA HA)
> > I'm really talkative, and funny, and laugh, and my friends often joke that
> > I have a squeaky voice, and that it's cute, but I think it's annoying, HOW
> > can I get rid of this? Change my voice somehow? How can you change your
> > tone and the way you sound?!??!?!
>
>
> Since you ask, my voice could be considered as one of the reasons girls
> don't like me (but only slightly), but it's really my face, as I need
> ~$100,000 to repair it before girls will find me bearably attractive.
>

That's rubbish. Lots of ugly guys are very successful with girls, or are happily married.

Read "How to Win Friends and Influence People."

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B-CNet. .@....

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Atheist2 wrote:
> On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Atheist2 wrote:
> > I'm wondering if that's the reason I don't have a girlfriend (yeah HA HA)
> > I'm really talkative, and funny, and laugh, and my friends often joke that
> > I have a squeaky voice, and that it's cute, but I think it's annoying, HOW
> > can I get rid of this? Change my voice somehow? How can you change your
> > tone and the way you sound?!??!?!
>
> Since you ask, my voice could be considered as one of the reasons girls
> don't like me (but only slightly), but it's really my face, as I need
> ~$100,000 to repair it before girls will find me bearably attractive.

Women don't usually base their choices of men on looks. They're more into carriage, confidence, personality, things like that, and they tend to get upset about men who don't do the same. In short, don't worry so much about your looks (just keep yourself presentable). And if you're really all that bothered about your voice (the women I just asked are not) maybe try imitating Lerch (Adams Family) in private. Seriously, though, don't worry about the outside, they're more into what's inside.

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Gregg. ..

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> On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Golem wrote:
> > On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, some retard wrote:
>
> Stop talking through a proxy.

You are wasted on this lot.

Squid needs to implement "flashing neon alternating colours" text; maybe he could bung in "punch 'em in the face through the monitor" functionality while he is at it.

Gregg

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XraalE. moo.

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It's times like this I really miss Barry White.

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jorkany. jorkany.

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Golem wrote:
> On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, some retard wrote:
>
> Stop talking through a proxy.

Funny thing is, it really was Atheist!

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GK. malibannNOSPAM@t-online.de.

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Atheist2 wrote:

> , but it's really my face, as I need
> ~$100,000 to repair it before girls will f
> ind me bearably attractive.

look at this bl*ke : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flavio_Briatore.JPG and he got some of the most famous top models.

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Burger Flipping Bill. Bill@McDonalds.com.

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, B-CNet wrote:

> Women don't usually base their choices of men on looks. They're more into
> carriage, confidence, personality, things like that, and they tend to get
> upset about men who don't do the same.

Not all of them get upset, just the ugly ones.

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AdmV. AdmV.

(94.194.202.229) [94.194.202.229]
On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Atheist2 wrote:
> I'm wondering if that's the reason I don't have a girlfriend (yeah HA HA)
> I'm really talkative, and funny, and laugh, and my friends often joke that
> I have a squeaky voice, and that it's cute, but I think it's annoying, HOW
> can I get rid of this? Change my voice somehow? How can you change your
> tone and the way you sound?!??!?!


Thats caused by a problem with the back of your throat. The doctors have a special method by which you can actually treat this. The utensil you'll need has to be long, but not too long.

You can find this in the US, its called a ShoT gun. Get the instructions, and load two lareg shotgun rounds into the gun. These canisters contain the medical agent that this fires all across the back of your throat. It will also remove your tonsils, which will save you money on your future healthcare costs.

Check the instructions for what is known as the 'trigger'.

You'll need to sit down and place what looks like a small twin exhaust from the back of a car, place this in your mouth. Now, relax, the treatment is almost painless and will take only a very small moment to complete. Now, pull the trigger to self treat your condition.

Within a moment, your squeeky voice will be gone forever.

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B-CNet. .@....

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, AdmV wrote:
>
> Thats caused by a problem with the back of your throat. ... Within a moment, your squeeky voice will be gone forever.

That was in ridiculously, stupidly, offensively poor taste.

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AdmV. AdmV.

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, B-CNet wrote:
> On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, AdmV wrote:
> >
> > Thats caused by a problem with the back of your throat. ... Within a moment, your squeeky voice will be gone forever.
>
> That was in ridiculously, stupidly, offensively poor taste.

The world is now full of idiots like you who take offense at everything round them. But_then_the religious take a keen interest in being mortally offended by everything, and always have.



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B-CNet. .@....

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On Wednesday, Oct 14, 2009, AdmV wrote:
> On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, B-CNet wrote:
> > On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, AdmV wrote:
> > >
> > > Thats caused by a problem with the back of your throat. ... Within a moment, your squeeky voice will be gone forever.
> >
> > That was in ridiculously, stupidly, offensively poor taste.
>
> The world is now full of idiots like you who take offense at everything
> round them. But_then_the religious take a keen interest in being mortally
> offended by everything, and always have.

You responded to a man looking for advice by telling him to kill himself. That is not at all funny. It is offensive. If you don't like my reaction, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. You're acting like a jackass and you need to knock it off.

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Bernd Meyer. moo@umilator.net.

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On Wednesday, Oct 14, 2009, B-CNet wrote:

> You responded to a man looking for advice

No, he responded to a person making fun of Atheist by posing as him.

> by telling him to kill himself. That is not at all funny.

It is actually one of the more creative ways of dealing with people who think it's fun to deride others by posting supposedly embarrassing personal stuff in their name. The execution wasn't too bad, either, although I was waiting in vain for the obvious literary reference.

Do you really think the real Atheist2 would use this site of all sites to ask for advice on personal issues? *And* then respond to himself saying that his personal issue is actually another one (one which the Hemingway solution will *not* fix...)?

> It is offensive. If you don't like my reaction, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
> You're acting like a jackass and you need to knock it off.

Ah, ever the hypocrite. 'If *YOU* don't like what *I* do, who cares. If *I* don't like what *YOU* do, you need to change.'

Let's just say your post made *you* look like a jackass to me, and if you want to avoid looking like a jackass to me, you need to knock it off. Now, question time --- why is your view of things more important or more valid than mine?



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XraalE. moo.

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, B-CNet wrote:
> On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, AdmV wrote:
> >
> > Thats caused by a problem with the back of your throat. ... Within a moment, your squeeky voice will be gone forever.
>
> That was in ridiculously, stupidly, offensively poor taste.

I think that the offensiveness of such a thing is tempered somewhat by the fact that even the real Atheist2, while being a few pence short of a Bob, will know that a shotgun isn't to be used medicinally.

And let's face it, there being rather too many people on the planet already, god probably hates the quiverfull people rather than the suiciders.

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Atheist2. nofudge@yahoo.com.

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On Wednesday, Oct 14, 2009, XraalE wrote:
> On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, B-CNet wrote:
> > On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, AdmV wrote:
> > >
> > > Thats caused by a problem with the back of your throat. ... Within a moment, your squeeky voice will be gone forever.
> >
> > That was in ridiculously, stupidly, offensively poor taste.
>
> I think that the offensiveness of such a thing is tempered somewhat by the
> fact that even the real Atheist2, while being a few pence short of a Bob,
> will know that a shotgun isn't to be used medicinally.
>
> And let's face it, there being rather too many people on the planet
> already, god probably hates the quiverfull people rather than the
> suiciders.


Oh, lovely....

So, if the alternative, KILL all other religions isn't a "nice thing to do" then heck, simply out breed them.

Meanwhile, then the alternate religions _must do the same_.

So, all you Hindus and Muslims, and Buddhists, get a multiplying, because we all KNOW that god wants a D_E_A_D planet Earth, that's WAY better than the OTHER GUY championing over all!!!!!!


That's why the _christian_ united states is murdering all those Iraqis, to lower the number of the heathen.... It's a genocide activity, in good old CIVILIZED 2009.

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pixie. ncosta@esec.pt.

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On Wednesday, Oct 14, 2009, Atheist2 wrote:

> So, all you Hindus and Muslims, and Buddhists, get a multiplying, because
> we all KNOW that god wants a D_E_A_D planet Earth, that's WAY better than
> the OTHER GUY championing over all!!!!!!

You know that Buddhism has no God, don't you? That it ain't even a Religion, rather a philosophy.

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XraalE. moo.

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On Wednesday, Oct 14, 2009, pixie wrote:
> You know that Buddhism has no God, don't you?

You're right - it has a whole pantheon of gods, called Devas.

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Atheist2. nofudge@yahoo.com.

(64.180.70.121) [64.180.70.121]
On Wednesday, Oct 14, 2009, XraalE wrote:
> On Wednesday, Oct 14, 2009, pixie wrote:
> > You know that Buddhism has no God, don't you?
>
> You're right - it has a whole pantheon of gods, called Devas.



Or maybe, we should call them "confused", and do you REALLY want to be led by "confused" people???


I typed in "religion buddhism" in Yahoo and the first hit I got was:
http://www.religionfacts.com/buddhism/index.htm

- which states -
Founded in India 2,500 years ago, Buddhism remains the dominant religion of the Far East and is increasingly popular in the West. Over its long history Buddhist has developed into a wide variety of forms, ranging from an emphasis on religious rituals and worship of deities to a complete rejection of both rituals and deities in favor of pure meditation. But all share in common a great respect for the teachings of the Buddha, "The Enlightened One." Learn more about Buddhism by selecting a topic below.
**********

HOWEVER, there was a sub hit, on the _same website_;
http://www.religionfacts.com/buddhism/beliefs/atheism.htm

- which states -
As seen in the Basic Points of Buddhism, one doctrine agreed upon by all branches of modern Buddhism is that "this world is not created and ruled by a God." {1}

According to BuddhaNet, a major Buddhist website:

There is no almighty God in Buddhism. There is no one to hand out rewards or punishments on a supposedly Judgement Day. Buddhism is strictly not a religion in the context of being a faith and worship owing allegiance to a supernatural being. {2}

The Buddha himself rejected metaphysical speculation as a matter of principle, and his teachings focused entirely on the practical ways to end suffering.
**********


Heh, sounds like Scientology, _in a way_, if you know what I mean.

You're kind of left at square zero after reading that.


Although, I did think it was explicitly a religion.


If Buddhists are indeed Atheists, then there are MANY MANY MORE Atheists than RELIGIONISTS will EVER admit to there being. That means, the war can start now.

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XraalE. moo.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krishna

"Krishna (कृष्ण in Devanagari, kṛṣṇa in IAST, pronounced [ˈkr̩ʂɳə] in classical Sanskrit) is a deity worshipped across many traditions in Hinduism in a variety of perspectives. While many Vaishnava groups recognize him as an avatar of Vishnu, other traditions within Krishnaism consider Krishna to be svayam bhagavan, or the Supreme Being.

Devotion to Krishna is widely diffused and extends to Jains, Buddhists, Bahá'ís and beyond India."

Face it Thierry, Bhuddism is just an aesthetic form of Hinduism. Bhuddists believe in Vishnu, Brahma and the rest of the gods. Some worship them. Some even believe in ancestor spirits and nature spirits.

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Atheist2. nofudge@yahoo.com.

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On Thursday, Oct 15, 2009, XraalE wrote:

> Some
> even believe in ancestor spirits and nature spirits.


Shinto?

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pixie. ncosta@esec.pt.

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On Thursday, Oct 15, 2009, XraalE wrote:

> Face it Thierry, Bhuddism is just an aesthetic form of Hinduism. Bhuddists
> believe in Vishnu, Brahma and the rest of the gods. Some worship them. Some
> even believe in ancestor spirits and nature spirits.

And some not. Deal with it the way you want it, but still it ain't no religion, since it has no dogma to rely on, rather a set of philosophies you can pick your own.

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XraalE. moo.

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On Friday, Oct 16, 2009, pixie wrote:
> On Thursday, Oct 15, 2009, XraalE wrote:
>
> > Face it Thierry, Bhuddism is just an aesthetic form of Hinduism. Bhuddists
> > believe in Vishnu, Brahma and the rest of the gods. Some worship them. Some
> > even believe in ancestor spirits and nature spirits.
>
> And some not. Deal with it the way you want it, but still it ain't no
> religion, since it has no dogma to rely on, rather a set of philosophies
> you can pick your own.

That's a very western, Hollywood way of looking at Buddhism. The actual truth is there is always a very specific path to follow, just not all Buddhists are the same. Being able to follow your own path and believe in what you like is called "agnosticism", not Buddhism.

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observer. ..

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On Tuesday, Oct 13, 2009, Atheist2 wrote:
> I'm wondering if that's the reason I don't have a girlfriend (yeah HA HA)
> I'm really talkative, and funny, and laugh, and my friends often joke that
> I have a squeaky voice, and that it's cute, but I think it's annoying, HOW
> can I get rid of this? Change my voice somehow? How can you change your
> tone and the way you sound?!??!?!
>

Take a deep breath of sulfur hexafluoride before you say anything. That'll make you sound less annoying. Of course, if you keep doing it you'll asphyxiate. After which, your annoying squeaky voice will be gone forever.

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